i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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