Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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