Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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