If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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