try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just gift wrapped bread.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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