So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
