New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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