I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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