called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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