Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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