He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
