i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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