I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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