If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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