pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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