he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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