ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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