I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
did i just pee glitter
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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