saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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