I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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