I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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