Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
it's like iHOP with fire
I intend to get homeless drunk
We talked him into tasing himself.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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