You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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