Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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