it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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