are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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