he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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