we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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