I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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