Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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