Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Watching her eat just hurts me
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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