I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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