i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Let's get the cat blown out
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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