He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It's just like the Real World with babies
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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