I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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