How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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