that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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