birth control should be required to get into college
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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