I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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