you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
