The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have aggressive nipples.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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