hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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