Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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