she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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