They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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