Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
im on a boat
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