just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She has the best kind of daddy issues
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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