I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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