I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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