Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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