You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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